Form AR-1Office of Not Bothering Rod

Application to Interrupt Rod

Rod is busy. Your question has almost certainly been asked before, answered before, and indexed by every search engine on earth. Lodge it here and receive an official Determination. Rod will not be involved.

Processing time: about 5 seconds. Rod's time saved: priceless.
Determination No. 000042Example

Question: What's the capital of Australia?

Canberra. It's Canberra. It has been Canberra since 1913, when someone sensibly decided Sydney and Melbourne could not be trusted to share. You typed this into a box that could just as easily have been a search engine, and here we both are. The answer took 0.2 seconds to find. Rod has been spared. You're welcome.